July 25 2021 (archive)

Have you ever seen some one try to win a screaming contest with a baby? You might say that it’s easier to win the Daytona on a chariot with three badgers lashed to the front then to out scream a baby. After trading a couple confused yells the baby seemed to understand that his grandfather was trying to compete. The baby didn’t hold back. The competition ended. The champion was then carried out of the room. No award ceremony has been held yet.